Usually with a bimbo breed of petgirl, her brain is inversely proportionate to the size of her udders.
Petgirl Lauren, however needs bigger udders.
I examined too closely for comfort this silicon milk bagged fuck-puppet and found her IQ was that of a bar fly.
I’m not prejudiced against retarded women, especially top heavy sluts like Lauren..so please don’t take offense.
More than I can say about Sheryl Sandberg.
Young women today are conditioned by the media to want to be sexy, need to be pretty and stop at nothing to secure wealth and material goods.
Without the help of the big advertising agencies and the HipHop music industry my job would be a whole lot more difficult.
We can thank them for steady supply of eager fuck toys, willing to dump education for the mini skirt, thong and silk sheeted mattress.
When BBW Dani isn’t lurking outside cake shops she’s marooned on a spunky sofa in front of a mid-range camera spouting verbal jizz on Shebang TV.
If you prefer to see this Trough Queen doing something more befitting her bovine proportions why not point your credit card at Petgirls.com and watch cum sow Dani guzzling man milk from various cheese dicks like a tazer herded truffle pig.
We seem to have a lot of ‘toy’ breed petgirls crawling through the door. Most are skanky little sluts, diseased and moronic (not a crime).
But this little cunt scratched at my door last week.
Well you know me, I’m a sucker for brain dead jail bait…call me Mr Romantic.
Anyhoo..into my cage she went.
A possible star slut, bimbo princess in the making. Eager to please and on heat as only a modern day eighteen year can be.
God bless the apalling low standards of the world’s media when it comes to brainwashing young female minds.
I agree, Rachel Riley would make a great petgirl.
Primarily because the bitch has a BIG brain. I like the idea of dumbing down such an intelligent woman.
I’m sure she’d enjoy it too. Probably spends her day surrounded by fem-guys and nerdy boffin types.