This pedigree fuck hole is Chessie Kay.
You can see her on Wank TV at sad loser o clock most weekdays faking orgasms.
She has the body of a 12 year old boy and tits that look like they came out of a jelly mold. Combined with the face of a retard and the sexual inclinations of a stoat.
BTW, these are all her good points.
This old dog is Sofia.
Officially the oldest cunt I’ve had the dubious pleasure of training.
She crawled through the door with all the usual conceited, contemptuous, patronising fleas an old mongrel like her picks up on the way.
But despite her arrogance, she still ended up on her knees facing a bowl of dog food.
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The third and final pig of our March sow herd extravaganza - teeny little piglet Chloe Toy.
Did you know I once lost my ten pence inside this fresh little cock sockets ATM? When I finally retrieved it a month later it had increased to a pound coin!
That’s how fertile pet Chloe’s lawn is.
Despite this I still have to ensure the cunt retains her humility. Using an ancient Buddhist training technique I feed the piglet a bowl of gross slops alongside a canine dinner guest much to chloe’s disgust.
Trained to guzzle cum, fattened on dim sum, Tigerr is a pedigree sow. A rare breed ham.
At weekends I like to glaze her with honey and stick a big orange in her yap whilst I stuff her anus with sage and onions.
During the weekedays she’s just a normal nutritious snack available at her own custom built pig sty - www.tigerrjuggs.com
Call me a cheesy old romantic, but I have a soft spot for bitches a bit over the hill, desperately holding onto their good looks, willing to do almost anything to get attention from the superior sex.
Tired old professional cock-socket Anna Joy is one such bitch.
The only thing that spoils things is her constant smart-mouthing. Which why each of her visits to my dog cages almost always ends with me shoving objects into her yap.
Anna is a native to Manchester, a dank city that shits out it’s fair share of cum buckets. Probably the sister county of Essex.
Manchester is populated by vast herds of pigs in knickers just like Anna, fattened on a diet of pies, alco-pops, tripe and cigarettes.
I digress. This week I introduce the fat old dog to the shock collar and shove sausages down her well-visited throat.
Enjoy a middle aged slapper put firmly in her place.
Next update at Petgirls.com: Jailbait petgirl Lauren is treated to some ‘Sit!’ training.
This involves 3 rubber dildoes placed in three dog bowls and spaced far apart.
Petgirl Lauren is then ordered to crawl to each dildo and ‘Suck’, ‘Lick’ or ‘Sit’. A yap full, a tongue full or impaling herself on stiff rubber, Lauren learns obedience and respect for her elders (me).
Virtues sadly lacking in teenage girls nowadays.
A while back I changed Tigerr’s breed classification from ‘toy’ to ‘cow’..mmm, I might have to change her again.
It seems she’s involved into something more porcine than bovine.
Her spunk diet seems have resulted in much junk in her trunk.
This is a pic from an update due to air on Petgirls in a few weeks time, but I can’t wait!
Pedigree humiliation training!
This weekends update involves jailbait in a dog cage having her tender tonsils probed with a replica rubber dog’s penis.
I sometimes wonder if my work will ever appear in the Museum of Modern Art.
I think it’s highly unprobable. It’s so easy to dismiss a naked girl in a cage as sleazy poor taste porno. Those artsy types really singe my chowder.
Lauren, bless her sacrificed her dignity to help create my vision.
Maybe the Saatchi Gallery would be interested?