Women catch all kinds of things: their hair in men’s zippers, chlamydia, babies falling from burning buildings.
But here at petgirls we prefer to see women with their yaps spread wide open ready to catch candy.
It’s quite a simple task but you’d be amazed at how many mindless bimbos fail at this.
Chav cock-socket Chloe performs with mediocre ability. Her mouth-catching well below average. But this is the female youth of today: low achieving, 5 second attention spans, surfing the sofa waiting to get old.
Perfect. Here is the equation:
Female DNA + absent fathers + Low IQ + Laziness
Darwinism x Media Brainwashing = Fuck Meat on a Leash
When BBW Dani isn’t lurking outside cake shops she’s marooned on a spunky sofa in front of a mid-range camera spouting verbal jizz on Shebang TV.
If you prefer to see this Trough Queen doing something more befitting her bovine proportions why not point your credit card at Petgirls.com and watch cum sow Dani guzzling man milk from various cheese dicks like a tazer herded truffle pig.
We seem to have a lot of ‘toy’ breed petgirls crawling through the door. Most are skanky little sluts, diseased and moronic (not a crime).
But this little cunt scratched at my door last week.
Well you know me, I’m a sucker for brain dead jail bait…call me Mr Romantic.
Anyhoo..into my cage she went.
A possible star slut, bimbo princess in the making. Eager to please and on heat as only a modern day eighteen year can be.
God bless the apalling low standards of the world’s media when it comes to brainwashing young female minds.
I agree, Rachel Riley would make a great petgirl.
Primarily because the bitch has a BIG brain. I like the idea of dumbing down such an intelligent woman.
I’m sure she’d enjoy it too. Probably spends her day surrounded by fem-guys and nerdy boffin types.
Becky Brooke is turning out to be a pedigree cock toy breed.
I allowed the little bitch up onto the sofa - but only so we could get a better look at those tight little teats and her even tighter little breeding hole.
Then I broke out the milking machine. A bit of a waste, given that little Miss Becky has the teats of a baby calf.
But this is what gives her the ‘toy’ status. One negative always leads to a positive.